A moose’s eye view of Malta

The warmth of the sunshine streaming in my windows the last three mornings has been so lovely, then I opened my windows and discovered the somewhat cooler reality, to say fresh is being kind. The sun was every bit as bright as the previous three mornings in Malta, ah well, ho hum. Yes, I went to Malta, didn’t you get the postcard?! How nice to stroll around in warm, balmy temperatures; mind, plenty were layered up like it was cold, but at 18° it suited me. Even the evenings only dropped to around 13°, I was okay with that, it was warmer than the daytime here. Hey, I’m British, of course I’m going to mention the weather! It was the continously miserable weather we had through February and a pic on Instagram taken in Malta (I recognised the style of window), that had me looking at Skyscanner, hmmm, such very reasonable prices; oh, I umm-ed and ahh-ed for a few days before making a very late night decision to bloody well just book it!!

So six very early mornings later, I trotted up to Waverley Bridge to catch the airport bus. The sun was just rising as the plane took off, sweet, I was glad that I’d last minute booked a window seat, I do so enjoy the views (and the poster of the Malta pic had mentioned his flight went over the Alps, indeed, they were spectacular). No, I didn’t catch up on any sleep.

I had visited Malta ten years ago with a small group tour, it was a good holiday but pretty full-on. visiting tourist sights all around Malta and Gozo; none of that this time, apart from a lot of walking, as is my wont. I recognised some bits but there have been plenty of changes around Valletta since I was last there. Luckily, Ta’Kolina was still there, right where I remembered it (on the front in Sliema), a traditional Maltese restaurant still serving amazing rabbit dishes (when in Malta, you have to try at least one rabbit dish!). I had the rabbit spaghetti for my main, omg, the flavours in the sauce, divine, and with a very nice Maltese red to wash it down.

Rabbit ravioli, very tasty

A couple of days later I had a plate of exceptionally tasty rabbit ravioli with a Maltese white at a back street restaurant in Valletta (annoyingly, I don’t remember the name but I know my feet will be able to guide me back next time). A traditional lamb stew saw me nicely full for my journey home on Sunday. Why go to a place without trying anything local?

And, oh joys, I discovered a local IPA to try, well, it would be rude not to. Stretta Session IPA went down very nicely, not cheap, but I was drinking in moderation so my wallet didn’t suffer much (and I could trust myself to find my way to back to my bed). I knew from my old guide book to check the Strait Street area (I never throw away old guide books, you never know when they might come in again, it won’t all be out of date).

Hmmm, not my scene some of it, but I had fun meandering round the little streets and stepped alleyways. I went in 97 Notes promising to buy a drink once I’d made room for it (it’s an awkward thing, walking into a bar alone and heading straight for the toilets, well it is for me). Oh wow, the main room had a stage at the far end, it was like something from a David Lynch film, being midafternoon it was empty and kinda eerie with a promise of night-time debauchery. I also thought it would be an cool place for Logan’s Close to play, hell yeah, I’d make the trip!

I noticed a large old billboard showing the local bars, handy!

I had a long peek into the Oyster Grotto as I passed by, promising myself I’d go in sometime later, it did look a fascinating, quirky place. I also meant to pop in the Offbeat Music Bar, I’ll go next time I’m in town. My moosedar was telling me to find Babel Bistro, I do like the sound of the word Babel and yes, I know the biblical story of the tower. To Babel, it was. Ha, I’d stopped awhile to listen to a band who were playing at an open-fronted bar before I realised it was the very place I was looking for, nice. Memphis Mac was the band, playing mainly covers with a some originals thrown in, but honestly, if they hadn’t mentioned them, I would have assumed they were other seventies blues/rock tunes that I hadn’t heard before! There were a couple of Free covers in there, not surprising as the influence was very clear, no bad thing. The singer introduced one of their songs as off their album, oo, an album (self-titled, available on Spotify), well, I had to check it out. Wowzah! Soooo good!

Memphis Mac at Babel Bistro

Babel Bistro is a fine establishment, friendly staff, a tasty IPA (other drinks are available) and great live music (great as in my type of music, ha), just what my Friday evening needed. Needless to say, I was back there the following evening, a different band but still plenty to love. One of the barmen mentioned to me that his favourite band were playing on the Sunday evening, dang, I’d be away home; but on the plus side, I’d be back in Edinburgh in time for the Louis Crosland Trio at midnight in Whistlebinkies. Sweet, huh!

Time to toddle off to my bed. G’night!

To watch is not necessarily to follow

I shall make a start on this post but I will be popping out in a bit to see Scaramouche Jones, or maybe not as it’s still exceptionally windy out there and yesterday’s performance had to be cancelled! It’s in a yurt, you see, next to the Potterrow underpass. Storm Floris wreaked havoc across Scotland yesterday and the winds are still going strong (no, I haven’t been anywhere near the Park, I don’t want to end up in Fife!!).

Anyhoo, that last show last Friday, it was at the Assembly Rooms in George Street, well, close by, the Front Room is actually a large white box in the street outside the Assembly Rooms. The opening music was O Fortuna played on banjos, oh-kay, best strap in (well, I’m pretty sure it was O Fortuna, conjuring up the dark, magnificent Excalibar for me, the Old Spice ad for others). A large laundry bag was pushed inside the box by stage hands, it awkwardly moved itself further into the room before unzipping and our man extracted himself from it.

Jonah Non Grata is a one man performance, it was bemusing, confusing and a tad disconcerting; full on absurd. An old adventure choice book was to hand, and left in the audience’s whilst he went outside, we just kept playing wondering when he would reappear, what else to do?! Later on, he led us all outside, just to lead us back in, oh, we all followed obediently on (not sure how much time had elapsed in the box, I did wonder if he’d just wander off and that would be the end of the show). I have no idea what it was about, had I missed something? A brief check with a few other audience members afterwards, it wasn’t just me, phew, none of them really made sense of this strange experience we had witnessed together, but, you know, we all kinda enjoyed it. ⭐️⭐️⭐️½

There was a storyline to The Mayor and His Daughter: A Genuine Appreciation of Comedy but for me it got a bit lost in the sketches and the two strange personalities ( I say two, I think the daughter had a few going on there). This is absurd comedy with a dash of horror and a Russell Howard dvd boxset; very funny, a dash unsettling. It reminded me of how I felt about The Establishment, hysterically silly but with something dark and uncontrollable lurking underneath (Is that just me? Anyone else?) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

So I nipped out to see Scaramouche Jones, absolutely superb, a triumph for Tuck, but more on that later. Since then, I’ve been out at another show and had a mushroom pizza from Moratti, on the corner of St Mary’s Street and Holyrood Road (tasty and reasonably priced). Now, on to the third in this trio of surreal absurdities…

A Haunted House began with a very impressive model of a very haunted looking house, welcome to the nightmare! Car broken down outside? Come in and stay for the night, have a tour of the old place – if you dare! There’s all manner of ghoulish creatures, brought to life (or undeadness) by grotesque mime and dark surreal comedy. While there’s definitely nods to The League of Gentlemen, the eyes loop bit (sorry, it would be insanely difficult to describe it more, but if you see A Haunted House you’ll know the part I mean) had me thinking of Guillermo del Toro. I’ll admit, while I enjoyed David Hoskin‘s performance (he is great at physical comedy), I kinda lost the narrative at times, though, maybe it was just loosely there, anyway? Oh, and the Blue Moon part, loved it! ⭐️⭐️⭐️½

A very haunted house!

It’s late again!! One of these nights I intend to be asleep before midnight!

Some hearts were made to be eaten…

Was Cupid kind to you today? Did he fire one of his little arrows on your behalf? Have you been pricked by one? Nah, me neither, but hey, I have chocolates and another evening with Bryan Cranston, I’m fine. Indeed, CoCo Co. have come up with another delicious recipe, the strawberry and cream hearts are delectable 🩷

Would you like a heart?
What becomes of the brokenhearted?💔

I feel better, thanks for asking

Finally I feel moose again! That lurgy was a real mean one, I hope you haven’t had the misfortune to start your year with such as I had. I’ve been battling mine with turkey curry! January is a great time for buying turkey carcases and frozen turkey legs from Brewsters Smalling at Edinburgh Farmers Market. Hurrah for folk who just want turkey crowns for Christmas lunch, that leaves extra legs and wings for later. A turkey carcass I bought last weekend made a splendid broth; a long, slow simmer allowed all the meat to be stripped from the bones. I left out the leg I bought yesterday morning to defrost and roasted it in the evening, oh my, it was really hard to stop after a little taste!

With my health just about restored, I finally caught up with The Scat Rats at Whistlebinkies on Friday evening, yay. It was fairly quiet – dry January? Personally I prefer to support my local drinking establishments, someone has to when so many abstain for a month, it was my duty! The Moanin Bones played the late night shift at a packed Stramash (the students were well up for a party before the next term gets under way), I had a quick peek in on my way home.

Oo, other news from Friday, Logan’s Close released another single Dans Le Jardin, do check it out! There’s clips of Messrs Marah & Rough looking very come-hither in Dr Neil’s Garden to help promote it on Instagram and Facebook; I’m not sure about the beret, though (why?! well, see for yourself do). I felt inspired to take a walk round there for myself. The garden used to be closed during the winter months, it’s good to be able to visit all year round now.

Dans le jardin du Brucie

Earlier in the week I was delighted to see that Michelle Yeoh and Ke Huy Quan both won Golden Globes for Everything Everywhere All At Once (Jamie Lee Curtis was nominated but sadly didn’t win), the weirdest film of 2022, probably the decade too. The Banshees of Inisherin did well too, picking up three awards and Austin Butler won one for playing Elvis (though Bill Nighy would have been equally deserving for his brilliant performance in Living). Not that I need my film choices to win awards to feel vindicated or anything, but it’s nice when they do.

Anyway, there’s a cooked turkey leg in my kitchen calling out to have a few slices removed and placed between two chunks of bread. Toodle oo!